When they think you're not paying attention

I was cleaning off my desk and found the pile of "Ten Commandments of Computer Ethics" our Computer Literacy 1 students compiled earlier this semester. Here are some of the real "gems," compiled into my own ordered list of ten:

I. Thou shalt not get caught.
II. Respect the power of soda.
III. Thou shalt not emote-block.
IV. Thou shalt obey these rules.
V. Delete your tracks if you hack.
VI. Thou shalt not sneeze on the keyboards like my father.
VII. Thou shalt not be a mean person while blogging.
VIII. Thou shalt obey the IVth commandment.
IX. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's e-mail.
X. Thou shalt not use a Mac.