When I was in middle school, some of the kids in my class started trying to dig a hole to China on our playground. What they didn’t know is that, had they succeeded, they would have ended up in the middle of the Indian Ocean. The kids in Bolivia and Argentina, however, would have had much more luck.

On Friday "American Gangster" premiered, and I had to see it.

I love you. All the TV shows and the sappy stories use those three words so much that most people have become numb to them. Good friends (not to stereotype, but mostly girls) say it all the time. I often hear, and say, "Just kidding, you know I love you." But what about when it comes to one of the most unpredictable things in the world, a high school relationship?

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