Ever spent hours on the Internet, but limited entirely to links within the Wikipedia Web site? Attend group therapy here, as Ben Hyman publicly reveals his "little problem."

The Illineks improved their record to 7-7-2 by defeating the Champaign Central JV on Wednesday. The win capped a regular season marked by major improvements over last season's 4-15 mark. Playoffs begin Friday against visiting Monticello.

Another complaint from Sarah Pfander? Actually, this is more of an ode to parents than a complaint about growing up. "I do think that all of the things adults have to deal with are diminished by us teenagers," Pfander writes. "I think we take our parents for granted." Check inside for the rest.

Gargoyle assistant editor Michelle Gao recently interviewed the artistically inclined Aliisa Rantanen. In this slideshow, Rantanen displays and talks about some of her own favorite work.

Aliisa Rantanen may not be a loud, attention-grabbing student, but she has just as much of an impact on Uni as many of her high-profile peers. With all of her drawings and designs, one of which will be featured on the prom giveaway, Aliisa has definitely made her mark.