These days people seem to think that by slapping an "e-" or a "green" in front of something it automatically becomes environmentally friendly: e-homes, green toilet paper, and especially e-food, the exceptions of course being e-cards and Green Day, neither of which is particularly beneficial to, well, anything.

If you cheated your way through every test, homework assignment, interview, quiz, application, and essay and became the most succesful (enter your profession of choice here) in the world, would you really have achieved anything?