Want some variety with your dance? Come to Uni this Saturday, and you can spend an hour playing video games before heading out onto the dance floor. It's part of the all-school St. Patrick's Day dance, sponsored by the freshman and sophomore classes. The dance will be held from 8 to 11 p.m. in the North Attic.

During Agora Days, Lauren Piester taught an improv class with fellow junior Sarah Lake-Rayburn. "It was a crazy week filled with lots of laughter, dancing, singing, and a little bit of yelling," she writes. "Turns out that Sarah and I are not extremely good at dealing with out-of-control shouts of 'Can I go next?' and 'Is it my turn yet?' or 'Can I please have another brownie?'"

[AUDIO included] Senior Alex Zhai recently scored a perfect 150 on the American Mathematics Contest 12 exam, and he barely broke a sweat. This is par for the course for Uni's resident math prodigy, who has represented the United States twice at the International Mathematical Olympiad. The Gargoyle catches up with Alex to get his reaction to the AMC results and find out his thoughts about a possible third IMO appearance.