Since the inception of the new Online Gargoyle, on Aug. 18, 2007, we have received a total of 3,121 spam comments. In 59 days, we've received a total of 3,121 spam comments. That's an average of 53 spam comments per day, or about two per hour. But some days are more vicious than others. In a 50-minute period, the Gargoyle got 73 spam comments.

There’s the Greatest Generation.

There’s the Baby Boomers.

There’s Generation X.

This weekend, as a piece of lighthearted extra credit, chemistry teacher David Bergandine assigned us to make a mole. What followed was more frustrating than studying for any test.