“BRING BACK THE OLD FACEBOOK,” a recently created Facebook group, explains it all. These days Facebook just isn’t the same.

You’re shivering, but sweating. Your whole body is stiff. If you move at all, you just know you’ll be sick. You’re hyperventilating. A whisper from across the room sounds like an opera singer screaming at you.

Either you’ve caught the plague, or you’re having a panic attack.

Over the past two days I, due to being sick in bed and tired of sleeping, watched the first and second seasons of "Sex in the City" for the first time. I have a newfound sense of relief that tells me to thank goodness I do not read advice columns religiously.

Over the past two days I have watched most of the first and second seasons of "Sex in the City," for the first time, due to being sick in bed and tired of sleeping. I have a newfound sense of relief. It goes like this: Thank goodness I do not read advice columns religiously.