Coffee, Mountain Dew, and spray bottles

I think one of the most painful sensations is the feeling that you get when you force yourself to stay awake.

I would know; I experience this sensation during school almost every day. While falling asleep in class is nothing uncommon at Uni, it’s a phenomenon with significant consequences.

When I fall asleep in class, I miss out on the whole learning experience. I don’t get any notes down and I don’t absorb any information. Once I get home, I’ll just stare blankly at my homework, realizing that I don’t have the slightest clue where to start.

Then I spend time trying to relearn the information taught in class outside of school, which leaves me less time to sleep, which causes me to fall asleep in class again the next day, and so on. It all comes together in a nightmarish feedback cycle.

Also, many teachers at Uni don’t bother waking up students who are asleep in their class; they simply deduct class participation points. Therefore when I fall asleep in class, my grade also plummets.

I’ve tried drinking coffee, chugging Mountain Dew, and chewing nasty-tasting caffeinated gum. I’ve even tried carrying a spray bottle to class to splash my face with cold water every time I felt like dozing off. It worked for a few days, but then I became immune to the water.

Often, I’ll ask whoever is sitting by me to punch me or kick me if I doze off. That sometimes works, but other times I just become irritated at that person, or that person falls asleep himself. So basically, I have yet to find a fool-proof way to keep myself awake during class.

The obvious solution is to get more sleep, but that’s not very practical. In addition to school work, which includes long papers and ridiculously hard calculus exams, my schedule is loaded with sports, violin lessons, orchestra rehearsals, work, and volunteer activities.

I’ve found that with each new school year, I lose on average one hour of sleep per night compared to the year before. Right now, I’m averaging five hours.

I’m afraid to think about next year.

So until someone comes up with an ingenious way for students to stay awake in class, I would just like to say to teachers that we students don’t mean any disrespect when we fall asleep in your class. Most of the time, we don’t fall asleep because we think your class is boring; we fall asleep simply because we’re just too tired.

In the meantime, teachers can prevent students from falling asleep in class by assigning active projects, such as labs or group activities. It also helps to allow students to sit in groups, facing each other.

Or an even better idea: Teachers could try assigning less homework. It would be a win-win situation: Students would actually have time to sleep, and teachers would get a class full of energetic, attentive pupils.

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Potential Solution...

I may have something for you... I used to have the same problem, caused by my horrible habit of procrastination. I would put off everything until way late and then do it all even later and get three hours of sleep a night and be dead in class. Then I found my new schedule, outlined below. However, it requires that you have no life outside of school and that you have parents who don't mind your doing it.

My schedule:
7 a.m. -- Get ready for school.
8 a.m. - 4 p.m. -- School.
5 p.m. - 2 a.m. -- Sleep. This allows me to get 8-10 hours of sleep per day and I don't need to set an alarm. I love being able to wake up when I feel like it.
2 a.m. - 7 a.m. -- Do work. If there's nothing to do, goof off until 7 a.m. Also, I technically get to stay up late, which I love to do.

I will say that I have to break off of this when there is a paper or other large assignment due and it's still sketchy on weekends. However, it has never failed me on weekdays and I've gotten as much as eleven hours of sleep on a school night (5 p.m. to 4 a.m.). So if you're so inclined, I've found that a change of schedule can work wonders.

Isaac Chambers's picture

Sleep schedules

A lot of teens naturally have trouble falling asleep before 11:00pm regardless of how much or little sleep they are getting. But also, this schedule doesn't work at all for people who have sports or other after school commitments. I'm generally not in favor of screwing up sleep schedules so drastically. But I suppose if it works for you, more power too you.

P.S. – The Gargoyle will be publishing an in-depth feature article on sleep and sleep habits at Uni relatively soon. This article also contains some of the results of the survey that was administered to around 200 freshmen through seniors recently.

Kumars Salehi's picture

Your solution

I remember when you told me about this I thought it was awesome. I still think it's awesome. It's not really feasible for me, but you get mad props for pulling it off because it clearly benefits those who do.

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