Are you destined for LOVE this holiday season? Take Andrea and Sarah's quiz to find out!

Andrea Park finds some holiday luvin' courtesy of fellow juniors Sarah Pfander and Ranny Ma. (photo by Devika Bagchi) (click to enlarge)

By Andrea Park & Sarah Pfander
Gargoyle assistant editors
Posted Wednesday, Dec. 13, 2006, The OG, features

Cheesy Disclaimer: WARNING! This quiz is not for the emotionally void.

1. If you found yourself under some mistletoe with your crush you would:
   a) Walk away, kicking yourself for being such a prude.
   b) Peck them bashfully on the cheek.
   c) Grab them in a hug and plant a slobbery wet one.
   d) Kiss them in a style Clark Gable would have admired.

2. Fresh snow has fallen outside. You:
   a) Fear the cold and ice. Who can even think about love when it's 10 below?
   b) Plan a huge snowball fight, including the part where you “accidentally” tackle your crush.
   c) Take your significant other sledding and build a snowman modeled after Bart Simpson.
   d) Go on a romantic walk with your boy/girlfriend and then go out for hot chocolate afterward.

3. Gift-opening time arrives. Your perfect gift for your crush is:
   a) Gifts? I hate spending money …
   b) Sufjan Steven's holiday CD, “Songs for Christmas.”
   c) A half-eaten gingerbread house and undergarments with words such as “Hot Stuff” and “Sex Animal” on the butt.
   d) A piece of fine jewelry encrusted with your crush's birthstone, and inscribed with the words “Je t'aime.”

4. Five, four, three, two … New Year's is a second away. You:
   a) Sit dejectedly in the corner, trying as hard as you can to avoid your crush.
   b) Give your crush a big, warm hug and whisper in their ear, “Happy New Years!”
   c) Sneak up behind your crush and blow a noisemaker in their ear. You surprise them even more with a gentle kiss.
   d) Know that your crush has been staying with his/her grandmother the whole night, making sure she is well. You plan to romantically surprise your crush. Five minutes before countdown you jump into your car and rush over to lock lips seconds before the clock strikes midnight.

5. Winter formal is coming up. You:
   a) Refuse to buy a ticket. You know your crush isn't going to say yes, so you might as well not bother.
   b) You have a friend tell a friend, tell a friend, tell a friend, tell a friend, tell your crush that you really really really want to go to winter formal with them!
   c) Stomp into your crush's sixth-period class and scream at the top of your lungs, “GO TO WINTER FORMAL WITH ME! PLEASE?”
   d) Create a treasure map of the entire school and have your crush follow the clues until they end up in the lounge, filled with roses, where you get down on one knee and ask them oh so sweetly, “Will you attend winter formal with me?”

Results:

Mostly a's: Alas, love may not be in your immediate future. Your fear of rejection sets an impassible barrier around you. Open up a little bit. Everyone, including yourself, will find that you're just as sweet and amazing as we always knew you were!

Mostly b's: “Cute” doesn't even begin to describe how adorable you are. However, make it clear that you're looking for something more than friendship. Step up your game and remain confident! The benefits will be endless.

Mostly c's: You like to have fun … to say the least. You can grab your crush's attention and keep it. But don't be afraid of commitment — relationships aren't supposed to be all fun and games.

Mostly d's: Slow down, Sparky! Your romantic nature, while intended for good, can be a little bit overwhelming. Don't set yourself up for a heartbreak. Take a step back and ration the sap.

Note: Sarah and Andrea have not passed this quiz … yet.