Posted Saturday, April 8, 2006, The OG, news

Submitting questions to Uni's Sexual Health Awareness Group while retaining your privacy just became a lot easier thanks to a new feature added to the SHAG Advice blog on The Online Gargoyle. Anyone can now submit anonymous questions directly online, which will be e-mailed to SHAG experts Eleanor Unsworth and Annie Fehrenbacher.

To ensure complete anonymity and privacy, your question will appear in their inboxes as a message from “Nobody@uni.uiuc.edu.” Just click on the SHAG Advice link under Online Extras on The OG front page. When you get to the SHAG blog, you will see a link in the right-hand column titled “Submit Anonymous Questions.” Simply type in your question and click “Submit.”

No longer will you have to write in chicken scratch to disguise your handwriting. No longer will you have to stand conspicuously on your toes to reach into the Kleenex box covered with tinfoil on top of the lockers. No longer will you have to wonder who else is fishing through the box. All your questions about sexual health can now be answered quicker and easier than ever!

— Gargoyle staff