By Elaine Gu
Gargoyle staff reporter
Posted Saturday, Nov. 18, 2006, The OG, news & in depth

For Girls:

1. What kind of grinding do you usually do?
   a) Front grinding
   b) Back grinding
   c) “Ho line”

2. When you're grinding, where does the guy place his hands?
   a) Your waist
   b) Your crotch
   c) Your hips

3. When a guy moves his hands toward an “inappropriate” area, what would you do?
   a) Move his hands
   b) Let him
   c) Run away and whip out your rape whistle

4. When you're grinding, what song is most likely to be playing?
   a) “Get Low,” by Lil' John
   b) “Yeah,” by Usher
   c) “We Belong Together,” by Mariah Carey

5. When you're grinding …
   a) People stare at you
   b) Nobody really pays that much attention
   c) Kovacs comes and separates you from your dance partner

6. What do you usually wear to dances?
   a) Cute, flirty shirt and tight-fitting jeans
   b) Miniskirt and tanktop
   c) The guy I'm dancing with has more material in his boxers than my entire outfit!

Answer Key:
1. a=3 b=1 c=2
2. a=1 b=3 c=2
3. a=2 b=3 c=1
4. a=3 b=2 c=1
5. a=2 b=1 c=3
6. a=1 b=2 c=3

For Guys:

1. When grinding, where do you usually place your hands?
   a) On her hips
   b) On her crotch
   c) On her waist

2. You usually grind with girls who are …
   a) Sweet and nice
   b) Pretty and flirtatious
   c) Sexy and scandalous

3. Do you ever get aroused from grinding?
   a) Sometimes …
   b) No
   c) All the time!

4. What's most likely to be on your mind when grinding?
   a) Damn! She's fine!
   b) This song is tight!
   c) Sex sex sex

5. When you're grinding, what song is most likely to be playing?
   a) “You Got It Bad,” by Usher
   b) “Snap Yo Fingers,” by Lil' John
   c) “Bossy,” by Kelis

Answer Key:
1. a=2 b=3 c=1
2. a=1 b=2 c=3
3. a=2 b=1 c=3
4. a=2 b=1 c=3
5. a=1 b=3 c=2

What The Points Mean

Girls: 13-18 pts; Guys: 11-15 pts
You Scored As: Going Too Far
You are going too far with grinding. School dances are public events where appropriate behavior is called for. You might be making others uncomfortable with your actions. Dress a little more conservatively and act a little more reserved. Take it somewhere else if you have to get all over your dance partner.

Girls: 9-12 pts; Guys: 8-10 pts
You Scored As: Gettin' Scandalous
While most of the time you dance appropriately, sometimes you go a bit too far. If students and chaperones are staring at you, then you should probably take it down a notch. Be aware of your actions. Remember that there are people around you who might be uncomfortable with your dancing.

Girls: 6-8 pts; Guys: 5-7 pts
You Scored As: A Little Conservative
Sometimes you are a little bit too reserved. Dances are opportunities for you to socialize with peers outside of the classroom setting, so relax and have some fun. Just remember to be respectful of other people on the dance floor.